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Barack Obama Takes Final Contest in Montana, is Presumptive Nominee

Matthew Michaels — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 02:58:00 +0000

Barack Obama is for all intents and purposes the Democratic nominee for President of the United States. NYTimes.com has the numbers as 56% to 39% with 9% reporting as of 10:52pm ET… and as reported earlier, he’s passed the delegate threshold needed to go up against Republican John McCain in November.

UPDATE (6/5/08): Here are the final results in MT…

Barack Obama – 102,373 votes, 56.4%, 9 delegates
Hillary Clinton – 74,792 votes, 41.2%, 7 delegates
Others – 4,258 votes, 2.3%

Oh, and if you were wondering, John McCain won the Republican Primaries in New Mexico. With 99% of the precincts reporting, McCain got 94,419 votes (86%) to Ron Paul’s 15,379 (14%). There’s one more left on that side: July 12 in Nebraska.

TV Networks (& McCain) Call it for Obama

Matthew Michaels — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:24:35 +0000

We’ll have an update once SD and MT’s results are in, but unless something extraordinary happens between now and the conventions, it’s as close to official as you can get: Senators John McCain (R-AZ) and Barack Obama (D-IL) are the two major party candidates in the race to be 44th President of the United States… And yes, McCain made mention of it at a speech in Louisiana, so it MUST be official, right? Stay tuned!

Associated Press: Obama Pretty Much Wins

Matthew Michaels — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:59:11 +0000

According to the Associated Press, Illinois Senator Barack Obama “effectively clinched” the Democratic Presidential nomination today, based on a tally of pledged delegates, superdelegates and the minimum number of delegates he will add to his total today even if he loses both Montana and South Dakota Primaries. Here are the first few paragraphs of this afternoon’s AP story, translated into LOLCAT…

AP TALLY: OBAMA EFFECTIVELY CLINCHEZ NOMINASHUN

WASHINGTON – BARACK OBAMA EFFECTIVELY CLINCHD TEH DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL NOMINASHUN TUESDAI AFTR GRUELIN MARATHON, BASD ON AN ASSOCIATD PRES TALLY OV CONVENSHUN DELEGATEZ, BECOMIN TEH FURST BLACK CANDIDATE EVR 2 LEAD HIS PARTY INTO FALL CAMPAIGN 4 DA WITE HOUZ.

CAMPAIGNIN ON AN INSISTENT CALL 4 CHANGE, OBAMA OUTLASTD FORMR FURST LADY HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON IN HISTORIC RACE DAT SPARKD RECORD TURNOUT IN PRIMARY AFTR PRIMARY, YET EXPOSD DEEP RASHUL AN GENDR DIVISHUNS WITHIN TEH PARTY.

TEH TALLY WUZ BASD ON PUBLIC DECLARASHUNS FRUM DELEGATEZ AS WELL AS FRUM ANOTHR 15 HOO HAS CONFIRMD THEIR INTENSHUNS 2 TEH AP. IT ALSO INCLUDD 11 DELEGATEZ OBAMA WUZ GUARANTED AS LONG AS HE GAIND 30 PERSENT OV TEH VOTE IN SOUTH DAKOTA AN MONTANA LATR IN DA DAI. IT TAKEZ 2,118 DELEGATEZ 2 CLINCH TEH NOMINASHUN.

TEH 46-YER-OLD FURST-TURM SENATOR WILL FACE JOHN MCCAIN IN DA FALL CAMPAIGN 2 BECOME TEH 44TH PRESIDENT. TEH ARIZONA SENATOR CAMPAIGND IN MEMFIS DURIN TEH DAI, AN HAD NO IMMEDIATE REACSHUN 2 OBAMAS VICTORY.

CLINTON STOOD READY 2 CONCEDE DAT HER RIVAL HAD AMASD TEH DELEGATEZ NEEDD 2 TRIUMF, ACCORDIN 2 OFFICIALS IN HER CAMPAIGN. THEY STRESD DAT TEH NEW YORK SENATOR DID NOT INTEND 2 SUSPEND OR END HER CANDIDACY IN SPEECH TUESDAI NITE IN NEW YORK. THEY SPOKE ON CONDISHUN OV ANONYMITY CUZ THEY HAD NOT BEEN AUTHORIZD 2 DIVULGE HER PLANZ.

We’ll know more tonight whether or not his opponent Senator Hillary Clinton of NY will concede, suspend, drop out, battle on or somewhere in between… Stay tuned, and comment below!