Vengeance Is Mine, Sayeth The Demo

Excuse me while I continue crying while giggling intensely. I just can’t help it.

Surrender is an Option

Oh, dear God…you know what? I give up.

No, not this column, no matter how much some of you want that. I give up trying to write about the 2008 election.

Obama, Opinions, Etc.

Well, it’s been a while since I’ve done one of these. You may have wondered why I ducked out of doing political columns, considering my rep and all that. It’s just that I wanted to see how the Demo situation would spin out. I knew a year and a half ago that [...]

Unlike Grut, I Will Spoil It For You…

Because I have absolutely no morals, and it’s been a tradition for me to do this (and it’s my last chance to do so), here’s a full list of the dead in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and where their death scenes are in the book, stolen from a handy LJ list:
Burbage (Muggle Studies [...]

Opinions, Etc., The Sequel

As for Grutman’s attempted riposte to my comments, here’s where his analysis is fundamentally flawed: Grut is a Noo Yawker. He’s seen only the outer shell of Hitlary, the Senator. He doesn’t know Hitlary like I do. Inside, she isn’t Noo Yawk Hitlary, she’s still the Park Ridge Princess she grew [...]

Opinions, Etc.

Hitlary’s in.
Game over.
The 2008 presidential election has already been decided. Hilary Rodham Clinton from Park Ridge and transplanted Chicagoan Barack Obama will be president and vice-president respectively two years from today (already-disproven-by-CNN Muslim school slurs notwithstanding; it’s such a crude attempt that everyone’s already blaming the right wing, since this is straight out of their [...]

The WINner: Gerald Ford - 1913-2006

If deaths come in threes, then obituaries must come in threes as well. Since I’m on a roll with them, a third obit in five days isn’t that hard of a nut to crack, really. I’m in that sort of mood anyway. Call it my version of Holiday Spirit.
The overriding problem here [...]

Opinions, Etc.

SEND LAWYERS, GUNS, AND MONEY
Warning: severe gloating ahead. You Republicans should avert your eyes. It’ll just make it easier to put you in the concentration camps you belong in.
Oh, not again…well, after the messes in 2000 and 2004, it’s only to be expected. It all came down to Virginia, and at [...]

Necrophilia Is Beautiful

Now the knives are really
coming out…
Ever since the MTV Video Music Awards,
all people [...]