Unfortunately, it doesn’t just feel like three lifetimes ago when the Texas crowd chanted “We Want Benoit” during the ECW Championship match between C.M. Punk and Johnny Nitro at this past Sunday’s Vengeance Pay-Per-View … it WAS three lifetimes ago. As everyone now knows, it has been reported that over the weekend Chris Benoit – [...]

(A parody of Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s Rime of the Ancient Mariner) World I – Birth of a Killer The ground was low, the ground was high, The ground it shook my toes: The Goombas came, myself I blame, For causing all their woes.

A secret crept into my island ear as memory eloped in single tear.

I dream of dangling desires dragging me down into deep tunnels dripping with depression losing my grip gagging on gaseous realities evaporating when I slip secretly into her sultry clutches clamoring for the sweet suffocation that enslaves me to her enthralling womb secure the casket of her flesh airtight shut the birth of my tomb [...]

Caron Moritz was the biggest Smashing Pumpkins fan alive, during a time in the mid-1990s where Billy Corgan was American music’s Uncle Fester-esque heartthrob. I’d known Caron since the Kindergarten days of 1985, when our biggest accomplishments were decorating microwaveable plates with stick figures of our families, and creating Christmas ornaments that were cleverly placed [...]

She is solitarily confined to secrets that would make God question faith in omnipresence. Motionless in photographs leading double-lives as glossed over baseball cards filled with blossoming smiles and statistics on the back that in the blink of an eye can turn any casual fan into a serious collector.

I could have killed you today. Could have re-ignited New York City’s blaze. Bags unchecked, security motionless, yawning because I am young, and white, obviously not a threat.

Every once in awhile, a movie comes along that catches the viewing audience completely off guard. That is, a film is so cleverly crafted that it moves you to laugh, cry, or shout almost involuntarily. However, what’s even more rare in this day and age is driving to the local Cineplex and expecting – no, [...]

Last December around this time, I put together a column highlighting the ten best and worst WWE moments of the year. These lists were merely reflections of my own personal opinions, and the responses I received were tremendous and fun to read. To me, it’s important to look back on the year and reminisce about [...]

Originally published 12.18.03 on 411mania.com “From bikes to trains to video games it’s the biggest toy store there is, I don’t wanna grow up, ’cause if I did, I couldn’t be a Toys ‘R’ Us kid!” -Someone very, very wise Before I get into this week’s headlines, I would like to personally pay homage to [...]