There are some things that just send certain people over the edge, and for me, this is one of them. I mean, when someone is walking out the door at 5:00 PM, you don’t say anything other than “See you tomorrow” or “Have a nice night.” Maybe you can say “Nice to see you’re getting off at a decent hour finally,” but even that may be pushing via subtle connotations. See, I’m leaving work at the end of the day. What business is that of yours? Do you have to work late? WHOOPDEESHIT! Oh look at you, the martyr! Cry me a river asshole! First of all, how do you know I didn’t just work late every night for two months? Second, either way, SHUT UP and mind your business or I will throw your passive aggressive ass out the window, just like I did in this week’s Dustinland.

Of course in real life I’d probably just smile and make some awkward little unfunny joke. But inside I’d be throwing you out the window.

.:: Dustinland 06.02.08 ::.

Last 5 posts by Dustin Glick

• Dustinland - In Defense of Michael Jackson - June 29th, 2009
• Dustinland - Direct Deposit - June 22nd, 2009
• Dustinland - O, R They? - June 15th, 2009
• Dustinland - Forgotten Toys and Cartoons Part 2 - June 8th, 2009
• Dustinland - Ho Blind - June 1st, 2009