How to Make Decisions (54)

How to Make Decisions
Issue 54
We welcome your letters, questions and desperate pleas for help in this uncaring world. As always, e-mail WBXylo at Gmail.com. Don’t fret about e-mailing me with puzzle problems; I won’t yell at you.

Why are they called butterflies?
The name comes from medieval times. A popular myth existed that at [...]

Dustinland

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This has happened to you. Your bell has been soundly rung by one or twelve too many something-involving-rum-or-tequilas and you have to walk as slowly as possible to avoid riling up the Thor-like gods that are roid raging in your skull.
And you know that for this exact price, you have earned [...]

Jane Lake and the Presidential Elections

Hillary just makes me sick,
with her robot look and her lying schtick.
Who is actually falling for her sour puss?
If you vote for her you must be a wuss!
The Dems are desperate to win in ‘08,
To keep killing the unborn will just be great.
So who do you vote for when they all seem bad,
In a two [...]

Charity Case? Moi?

This Christmas holiday the husband and I decided to drive cross-country from our humble town (aka Middle of Nowhereville) in Central Pennsylvania to Salt Lake City in Utah in the name of money and charity. We were to work in Salt Lake City as bellringers and paid by my brother-in-law, who is a pastor and [...]

Opinions, Etc., The Sequel

As for Grutman’s attempted riposte to my comments, here’s where his analysis is fundamentally flawed: Grut is a Noo Yawker. He’s seen only the outer shell of Hitlary, the Senator. He doesn’t know Hitlary like I do. Inside, she isn’t Noo Yawk Hitlary, she’s still the Park Ridge Princess she grew [...]

“This is Gooder Than Grits!”

Marriage, just like everything else in life, means different things to different people. To some, it guarantees eternal bliss and maybe offspring that will most likely turn out to be a mistake. To others, it’s a useless institution which - behind closed doors - is really just a loveless, soul-sucking relationship where you never get [...]

Re: Opinions, Etc.

Sorry Eric, but you’re wrong. It is of vital importance to point it out to you and every Democrat who feels the same way as you. It is simple.
Hillary. Can’t. Win.
Do not misunderstand me. A woman can and will one day be POTUS. It will not be Hillary, and if as Eric S [...]

Dustinland

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Is there anything more nerve wracking and disturbing for a man than going bald? In a society that places such an unattainable high standard on women, to act like there aren’t certain standards placed upon men would be ridiculous. Every magazine involving the words “fitness,” “health,” or “men” in [...]

How to Make Decisions (53)

How to Make Decisions
Issue 53
We welcome your letters, questions and desperate pleas for help in this uncaring world. As always, e-mail WBXylo at Gmail.com. Don’t fret about e-mailing me with puzzle problems; I won’t yell at you.

Chili
Like politics, religion, and BBQ, few people agree on what make a proper bowl of chili. To [...]

Opinions, Etc.

Hitlary’s in.
Game over.
The 2008 presidential election has already been decided. Hilary Rodham Clinton from Park Ridge and transplanted Chicagoan Barack Obama will be president and vice-president respectively two years from today (already-disproven-by-CNN Muslim school slurs notwithstanding; it’s such a crude attempt that everyone’s already blaming the right wing, since this is straight out of their [...]