Due to a terrible incident involving:
A can of lentil soup
An angry (and somewhat ugly) olive-skinned man
Three Burger King collectable cups
A tree
A copy of “Indigo Delta†starring the porn star Serenity
Two Partridge Family albums
and
A surprisingly vulgar “STOP†sign…
Scott C’s normal Friday “pulp†column will not be seen this week. We apologize for the inconvenience but he’ll be back next week – assuming the courts lower the amount of his bail bond.
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