How to Make Decisions
Issue 16

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New Rules for the holidays (with apologies to Bill Maher)

-If your kids are taller than you, think about putting something else on your Christmas Card.

-It is okay to talk politics or religion at a family party, just don’t do it during dinner.

-If your family does Pirate Exchange, White Elephant or Yankee Swap, don’t hold grudges over what gets stolen.

- Always save room for pie. Don’t save too much room, as the pie might taste bad.

- Never leave behing a lot of food on your plate. It’s disrespectful.

- Don’t buy an expensive gift for somebody if they don’t want it, you cannot afford it, or if it will make everybody uncomfortable.

- Don’t force your kids to perform.

- And if your kid is running around the house, drooling, while wearing a yellow helmet, don’t be shocked when people call him “Special Ed.”

- Happy New Year.

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