Archive for March, 2005
With You: A Sexual Fantasy
I’ve never had a nightly emission, or what nervous middle-school coaches would refer to as a wet dream. Either I masturbate at such a high frequency that my phallus goes through a fuel crisis similar to the one our country endured in the late 70’s or the prudent part of my subconscious that I stifle [...]
ig - The OED Doesn’t Cover This
If it ever seems to you that the opposite sex is speaking a language that sounds like English, but isn’t really English, well, join the club. Fortunately, there’s a very simple Rosetta Stone for all such interactions…
The (Actually) Angry Punk Presents…
Hello everyone, welcome back to my little corner of the ranting world here at moodspins. I’ve actually had a pretty good week all told, and I hope you all have as well. I got some great comments last week, primarily of the kick-in-the-tucas variety, but hey at least I know people are reading.
Yesterday, [...]
Hodgepodgeatorium - Vintage Edition
In light of recent events, I decided to dredge up an old column present a Hodgepodgeatorium - Vintage Edition® - Kids Killing Kids: The Solution to a Problem. Enjoy
Ribbed For Your Pleasure: Halls of Fame
Said But True
“This is an environment of welcoming … and you should just get the hell out of here.”
- Michael to an employee in the diversity training episode of “The Office”
Halls of Fame
Sorry I’ve been a bit absent from moodspins lately, but between behind-the-scenes spinning, my InsidePulse duties, and lots of ‘real life’ stuff, I’ve [...]
A Secret Crept
A secret crept into my island ear
as memory eloped in single tear.
Burnt out on Love, Sex, & Relationships, So let’s Try Rebounding
In last week’s
Preaching Politics
Unlike the United States, in Britain there is little history of religion overtly entering politics. Well, at least in the era of the universal franchise and the popular vote; every year we celebrate the day when a group of Catholic conspirators, including Guido Fawkes, failed to blow up the Houses of Parliament. In [...]
Step Right Up!
Here is the deal: In this world that we occupy, there are two different things that consume our time. These things are “real life” and “alternate life.” No no, you silly freaks, this isn’t a column about bondage like some of you may want. FREAKS!
The Objectivist’s Corner - Intelligent Design
“Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.”
—Albert Einstein
There is a war being waged in America. From the Northeast in Pennsylvania, to the Midwest in Kansas, to the Southwest in Texas. A war spearheaded by the more conservative, Christian population. And they’re demanding equal time in their children’s classrooms for [...]
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