I had planned to write something else
for this first installment, but in the wake of President Bush’s’
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Hello you jive-ass turkeys. As Thanksgiving
is about to bust all up on us, I figured I’d drop some knowledge
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Normally I don’t like to make a main topic
out of a story that’s dominating the sports headlines. You’ve
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Although some radio stations are already
pumping out the holiday tunes and the stores have been decorated
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I really wanted to make my next column to be about the new
Will Ferrell/Christmas movie, Elf. However, since the
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Everyone loves lists. In fact, 411’s been
ListMANIA
over the past few weeks, and you ain’t seen [...]
Sometimes, the timing of a story is just
awful. This is one of those times. As I spent the entirety
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Two nights a week, I have a TV date with
my mom. No matter what we’re doing, we take an hour out every
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If the rumors swirling around the Internet
have any grain of truth to them, there is the off chance that
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Hello. Would you like some advice on your pitiful
existence? If so, I’m the man to come to. Observe, as this
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