TUNE INTO THE COUNTERFEIT
PENNIES RADIO SHOW & THE WRESTLE RADIO REUNION SPECIAL EXCLUSIVELY
ON WHRW BINGHAMTON 90.5 FM!!!

On Saturday, October 11, 2003, WHRW Binghamton
90.5 FM is proud to present the return of the Counterfeit
Pennies Radio Show, as well as the Wrestle Radio Reunion
Special!

It’s all part of Binghamton University’s
Alumni Weekend, and you can listen live to all Alumni Radio
programming by logging on to WHRW’s official Web site at whrwfm.org.

This marks my first return to the WHRW
airwaves since November 22, 2001, and I can’t wait to metamorphosize
into my on-air alter-ego, Chris, the Radiobiscuit, one more
time.

The Counterfeit Pennies Radio Show will
air worldwide from 3:00 pm – 4:00 pm (Eastern Standard Time).
From cartoon themes to all sorts of on-air schemes, The Counterfeit
Pennies Show was the first officially recognized Radio Theatre
show, a department that has grown by leaps and bounds since
being founded in the spring of 2001.

While you never can be quite sure of what
to expect when Chris, the Radiobiscuit takes over the mic,
and one can only imagine the types of random recordings he/I
will find in the huge WHRW vinyl library. Nothing is off limits
here, including Monty Python skits, Medical Dictation and
the 1950s smash record: The Official Guide to Homemaking.
You can also expect some tracks by favorites like Collider,
They Might Be Giants, Wally Pleasant, Weird Al Yankovic and
much, much more!

From 5:00-6:00 pm, Wrestle Radio returns
to the airwaves to piledrive your mind through the Spanish
announcer’s table!

Joining the in-studio cast will be the
original Wrestle Radio panel:

Chris, the Radiobiscuit – Founder and
original Host
Andy Mac – Original Panelist and former Host
The A-Man – Original Panelist
Craig T. Nelson – Original Panelist and star of “Coach” and
“The Disrict”
El Tribe Loco – Original Panelist, current Host and Lucha
Libre Specialist

Also stopping by as a special in-studio
Guest Panelist will be fellow Binghamton Alumnus DJ Scooter,
and God knows what else will happen! In addition, if you would
like to learn more about Wrestle Radio or Counterfeit Pennies,
you can visit my Web site at radiobiscuit.cjb.net.

So mark your calendars for Saturday, October
11, 2003, and join us for Alumni Radio. The Alumni Radio Power
Block is as follows:

2:00 pm: Till My Head Falls Off with DJ
Scooter
3:00 pm: The Counterfeit Pennies Radio Show with Chris, the
Radiobiscuit
4:00 pm: Classical Chaos with the A-Man
5:00 pm: The Wrestle Radio Reunion Special
6:00 pm: Rubbin’ Junk with Andy Mac

And much, much more!

It’s free format radio at its best, only
on WHRW Binghamton 90.5 FM.

That’s all for now ? Peace. Love. Moe
? and Paul.

Chris “the Radiobiscuit” Biscuiti

A pro wrestler sighting amidst the
pop culture landscape

Our beloved Diamond Dallas Page was spotted
during E! Entertainment’s pre-Emmy’s coverage. Now, when I
say pre-Emmy’s coverage, I am not talking about an hour before
the show kicked off.

I happened to be watching E! at around
2:00 pm on Emmy day when a segment aired entitled, Straight
Eye for the Queer Guy. This was E!’s cute and awfully
cheesy attempt to parody the Bravo hit, Queer Eye for the
Straight Guy, where five openly gay men search for an
unkempt straight man to make over.

The participants in the segment were DDP
and John Salley, co-host of The Dumbest Damn Sports Show
– and Tackiest Use of an Ellipsis since the movie Big Girls
Don’t Cry ? They Get Even – ? Period! The subject of the
queer-to-straight makeover was none other than the effeminate
and annoying Bobby Trendy of the Anna Nicole Show.

During the segment, DDP and John Salley
basically spent a few minutes transforming Trendy’s wardrobe
and living room into a typical football fan’s haven. DDP didn’t
say much throughout the segment, proving that he still has
to work on those mic skills, and man, is he pock-marked or
what?

Ultimately, this was the biggest waste
of five minutes in my entire life, and so to make up for it
I spent the next hour engaged in some high stakes playoff
games of Tecmo Super Bowl for Nintendo. On a related
note, f*ck you B.J. Tolliver and the 1991 Chargers.

Chris Biscuiti presents ? WWE Musings

Here are some passing thoughts I have
wanted to include in recent columns, but never quite had the
time to do so. This is a chance for me to include all of the
issues I have wanted to discuss without writing another ten
pages for you to sort through, and I also hope that some of
these passing thoughts will spark some discussions over email.

Remember, if you have anything to say
about this column or comments about my thoughts on wrestling
or popular culture, feel free to email me at chris411wrestling
at yahoo dot com.

Passing Thoughts:

On Scott Steiner’s heel-turn: In
this age of ultra-shock television, I wouldn’t be surprised
if Scott Steiner and Test gang-raped Stacey in the next phase
of this storyline.

On RVD’s IC belt win: Something
tells me that RVD’s IC belt win over Christian was to appease
both RVD and his legions of fans, without actually doing anything
about the problems RVD publicly discussed recently. WWE certainly
threw RVD a bone this past Monday night, but it’s not like
he will be elevated to the World title picture anytime soon.
Many fans believe RVD would be a deserving World Champion,
which is precisely why he’ll never get the chance to step
across what I have now deemed the HHH Threshold.

On the Raw Women’s Division: Trish
Stratus, Lita, Molly Holly, Victoria and even Gail Kim have
really stepped up their game recently, and it was clearly
evident that the Match of the Night two weeks ago on Raw was
their tag team match. That is the first time I have ever truly
got into a women’s match, not because of T & A or cheap gimmicks,
but because of a well-crafted storyline that started with
Trish getting the shit kicked out of her and culminated with
Lita’s timely return. Molly gets all the credit in the world
for being the most consistent WWE Diva, and they all deserve
kudos for making the crowd appreciate them for their wrestling
abilities.

On Shaniqua: Screw the Bashams,
put her on Raw where the women’s division is starting to heat
up. Perhaps have Vince introduce her as The REAL Linda Miles,
and have her start an interracial affair with Brock Lesnar
? Okay, maybe not.

On Stephanie vs. Vince at Unforgiven:
At least it’s not Cole against Mark Lloyd for the Smackdown!
announcer’s spot.

And finally ?

On Kermit the Frog
co-hosting Jimmy Kimmel: Nothing
is funnier than a frog puppet talking about porn.

Click here for my latest poem: The
Tailgate Party.

That’s all for now
? PEACE.

- Chris Biscuiti

Chris Biscuiti also
writes for 411mania.
He occasionally updates his
own site, too, but that is more a rarity than the
norm, and he thinks that Donovan McNabb is a very good NFL
quarterback, and would take him any day over Vinny Testaverde.

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